惊爆场面 (Scary View)

上回说道，我在健身房里的奇遇（“牛郎陪跑”），这几天我又遇到一些奇怪且有一点恶心的场面。
Last time I mentioned that I have seen some weird things ("butler and a girl") in the gym. These few days (or weeks) I have seen MORE! Some of which is really disgusting!

我爱高跟 (High-heel lover)
一个女人，穿着一身紧身运动装，鲜艳的颜色不说，从她的身上pan down到她的脚上，惊爆：一双有4寸高的高跟鞋。伴随她身后的是一阵阵 kit kat kit kat 悦耳的高跟声音。我的天！
There was one lady, wearing some (very) bright and colourful tights. But, I heard some weird "kit kat kit kat" sound when she walked by. So, when I looked down. Damn! A pair of 4-inch high-heel! OMG!

背后两洞 (Two holes at the back)
一个男人，穿着一件看起来很普通的上衣，来到健身房。还好，前面看起来没有什么异样。但是，当他转过身来的时候，咦？怎么破了两个懂！？啊，原来这就是他的“花生”statement。健身房的所有人，可能都会想，这也许是女装吧？
There was a guy, wearing a at-first-glance-normal shirt for gym. OK, from the front it looked very normal. But, when he turned around, there were two "holes" behind his back. I wonder if that was his fashion statement. All the people in the gym I believe share my view, maybe this shirt was for ladies...

风筒惊险 (Unusable hair dryer)
Alert：若你不能承受的话，请不要用你的鼠标去highlight以下字。Alert: If you cannot handle the disgust, don't use your mouse to highlight the following words. 这是我去健身房以来，看见最令我恶心的一次！这里的人对他们的身体是何等的骄傲。在浴室里，即使手上有一条毛巾，他们也从来不会遮遮掩掩，坦荡荡的赤裸裸的在你面前走来走去。这不说。有一次，我在等着用那仅有的两面镜子。那里会有两把电风筒供顾客应用。看见一个中年男人，拿着电风筒吹着他的上身。Note：他是赤裸裸的。慢慢的，将手上的电风筒挪到他的下体吹，再用手慢慢的拨弄。你以为就酱子。结果，他将吹风筒移到他的后面（and下体）继续吹，继续用手拨！电风筒跟他的距离是差不多肌肤之亲了！我的天啊！看到这种情况，你还会用浴室里的吹风筒吗?
This might be the most disgusting experience I have ever had in the gym. People here is very proud of their bodies as it seems. They never cover their bodies in the shower room of the gym even though they have a towel in their hands. OK, this might be normal. Anyway, I was waiting to use the only two mirrors in the shower room. There are two hair dryer in front of the mirrors. There was a middle-aged man, and yes he was naked in front of the mirror, using the hair dryer. He was using it to dry his body, and... well, while he the hair dryer was blowing, he shifted it down to his... private part, then he used his hand (I guess) to make sure that part was dry enough. There is MORE! Then, he shifted that hair dryer to his back, I mean his butt! OK, then he used his hand sort of open it up to make sure *it* can dry thoroughly. Damn! Would you still dare to use those hair dryers anymore!? What the fxxk was he thinking!!!?